Wife Application Form

Congratulations on considering a partner for a lifetime of adventures, inside jokes, and someone to blame when you can't find your socks! I've prepared the "Wife Application Form" to help us find the perfect candidate to fill the role of my significant other. Please answer the following questions with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of honesty.

Full Name *

I promise not to use this against you in future arguments

Nicknames

For when 'Honey' just isn't cutting it

Date of Birth *

So we can celebrate the annual aging ritual

Height *

The height difference that will make us look cute in photos

Favorite Jokes or Puns

Because laughter is the best way to get through life

Skills

Cooking, back massages, or anything else that may be used as a barter system

Current Relationship Status

Single, complicated, or still trying to figure out how to change a lightbulb

Number Of Cats

Or dogs, or any other four-legged creatures you might be harboring

Preferred Date Night Activity

Netflix and chill, fine dining, or playing video games

Favorite Type of Pizza

This might be a deal-breaker

Dream Vacation Destination

So we can start saving up

Are you willing to share the last slice of pizza?

A test of true love

Can you handle the fact that I'll never ask for directions?

Even when we're lost

How do you feel about a 24/7 cuddle policy?

Blanket hogs need not apply

Tell us a fun fact about yourself

Because we all need more fun in our lives

Describe your ideal way to resolve an argument

Preferably without throwing dishes

Anything else you'd like to add

Confessions, secrets, or your superhero origin story

Social Media *

Phone *

Because the recruiter will call you first for a screening call

Once you've completed this form, please submit this form or buy the person you scanned the QR code of a coffee, along with a plate of your favorite cookies (bribery is encouraged). Interviews will be scheduled based on the quality of the cookies and your ability to make us laugh. Remember, this application form is all in good fun. In reality, the best relationships are built on communication, love, and mutual respect.

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